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(photo : source le post.fr )

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Que se passe donc-t-il sur la blogosphère ? Un tsunami hormonal, provoqué par je ne sais quel séisme libidinal, sans doute secondaire à une arrière saison plutôt estivale (quoiqu’aujourd’hui je me pèle littéralement…), fait des ravages chez mes voisins du net. Chrisbi et son comparse Airel furent les premiers à succomber à ce cataclysme à créer du buzz : un concours des plus belles fesses de blogueurs, poilues ou glabres…je note déjà une légère discrimination puisque les filles ne semblent guère invitées mais j’ose penser que ces dernières ne sont pas aussi triviales que nous les mecs.

 

Aujourd’hui TTO nous annonce en teasing un autre concours dont les règles devraient être dictées dès lundi. Avec ce premier indice, il semble vouloir agiter le caleçon de nos comparses au bambou magique. Je suppute que notre Tto national souhaite lancer un concours de réveil matinal où celui qui aurait la plus dure (la plus longue… ?) gagnerait un prix très spécial pour cette occasion.

Ainsi donc avec nos deux compères, compétiteurs nés, créateurs de buzz, nous voici donc relargués sans aucune préparation à nos années collèges/lycées où les mecs jouaient à celui qui avait la plus grosse, à celui qui pissait le plus loin, à celui capable d’exposer ses attributs lors d’un repas de groupe…

Quelle sera donc la prochaine étape de ce nouveau jeu virtuel…une exposition d’anatomie en dessous de la ceinture de face en action et en repos ?…ça c’est déjà fait…il existe même des sites spécialisés…

 

Je ne participerai pas à ces deux concours

-         Je suis tout à fait capable de prendre ces clichés ayant moi-même délivré il y a quelques mois des clichés morcelés de mon anatomie….

-         Je suis plus voyeur qu’exhibitionniste

-         J’ai sans doute un complexe d’infériorité en ce qui concerne mon physique

-         Mes fesses m’appartiennent…et il n’y en a qu’un qui puisse les voir

-         Quant aux réveils matinaux boostés par une vessie trop pleine (et oui…tout est mécanique le matin…) je vous laisse deviner à qui je préfère les réserver.

-     Je ne gagne jamais à un jeu concours ( mais si rappelle toi l’affreuse affiche du film Dorothy !!!)

 

Je voterai, si vote il y a, pour couronner le futur vainqueur !

Mais qui de Chrisbi ou de Tto gagnera le concours de celui qui avait le plus de participant ?

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Puisque l’on parle de moi, autant que je précise un peu les choses puisque cela apparait utile voire nécessaire afin que de fausses idées ne prospèrent (youpla boum …).

On peut, évidemment, analyser la survenance de deux avis à concours comme une navrante réédition de jeux de cours de récréation auxuquels je confesse n’avoir jamais participé (de peur de gagner trop souvent, naturellement :)). Néanmoins, pour bien connaitre Chrisbi, je doute qu’il s’agisse là de la motivation profonde qui l’a animé à cet effet. En tout état de cause, ce n’est pas la mienne considérant que nous ne jetons pas des chiffres d’audience à la tête constamment ni ne nous tirons la bourre ce qui dénoterait alors une concurrence sauvage. Ce n’est pas l’esprit, loin s’en faut.

De plus, ce n’est pas la première fois que nous sommes proches de proposer la même chose. La simultanéité d’articles ou autres n’est pas quotidienne mais arrive sans qu’elle soit le fruit d’une concertation. C’est comme ça et cela souligne une certaine vue commune des choses probablement.

A titre personnel et avant d’avoir à en dévoiler les contours, mon “concours” n’en est finalement pas un ou alors un que l’on pourrait qualifier ainsi de très loin …
Le but est de faire un truc sympa pour une occasion particulière. L’idée n’est évidemment pas de faire un concours de Mister TTBM de la blogosphère tout simplement parce que, je suis bien d’accord, il y a des sites pour cela et des blogueurs bien connus qui font ça très bien en parlant d’eux.
En plus, ai-je expliqué qu’il y avait un cadeau magique à la clé ?

Donc des supputations émises, je regrette d’avoir à les infirmer en partie au moins sinon en totalité.
Pour le reste, je regrette évidemment que tu ne veuilles participer ni au mien ni à celui de l’odieux Chrisbi.

Alors là personnellement je suis sans doute un peu prude sur les bords mais personne ne verra ni mon cul ni ma bite (du matin ou de n’importe quand) sur internet !
et oui, je fais ma diva vieux jeu mais j’assume ! le spectacle enchanteur de mon anatomie se mérite, quand même ..

J’ai un petit faible pour les hommes qui ont de la pudeur…
Un corps est une offrande et je suis de l’avis de Bastoche, il doit se mériter…
J’aime bien l’idée d’un homme “pas facile”,un peu difficile d’accès… Et à force de vous lire, je présume déjà, qui osera et qui n’osera pas….
Bises à tous !

@ Virginie : moi aussi j’ai mes petites idées…réponse donc dans quelques jours

J’ai déjà publié une photo me montrant nu.
Comment,on ne voie pas mes fesses?
Dommage pour vous,c’est trop tard,il n’y en aura pas d’autres.^^

@ Nachu : Et quelle photo :) !!
j’ai l’impression qu’il ne va pas y avoir tant de candidats que ça à l’effeuillage de postérieur !

Une semaine sans pédésphére et je decouvre ca!!! Hannn!! Vite, à la pêche aux infos!

@ Jessy : Tu ne vas pas être déçu

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